i love my mom.

i do. i mean really, really, really. like more than anything else in the world.

why?

well, because she's literally the best mom in the whole world and does more for me than she should!

and she's always there for me, even when she doesn't want to be. and the most encouraging person in the world. and never overbearing.

and she's gorgeous. just beautiful.

and she's the best. so, there.

don't even try to fight me on this.

i will win.

period.