letters to maddie

dear sweet maddie,

i'm going to tell you about last saturday.

last saturday uncle T and i had our engagement party. it was great and we got to see a lot of our family and friends. we got presents and played games and ate cake.

fun was had all around.

then aunt ash had too much to drink. you know, too much formula. adult formula. and might have done some silly things.

normally i wouldn't tell a fetus about this BUT since greek runs in your blood and you'll be born a little panda in 12 short weeks, i figure this is something you must know.

here's a list of things that may or may not have happened...

i may or may not have kissed your mother's belly several times.

i may or may not have taken several pictures of josh's beard.

i may or may not have pulled my spanx off in the middle of the party.

i may or may not have had three cupcakes.

i may or may not have been playing with a very large knife to cut the cake.

i may or may not have let T answer all of the questions to the game. terrible, horrible idea.

i may or may not have stayed up until 3 am.

i may or may not have taken several bad photos because my face turns into a red mess when i drink.

i may or may not made fun of someone in the most cruel way ever.

i may or may not have shushed T. more than once.

i may or may not have accused someone of being on drugs.

i may or may not have had the best time. ever.

but you can keep all this a secret, right? i trust you baby girl. i mean, you don't want to rat out your favorite aunt. the one that will bail you out of anything and everything when you're bigger. in fact, it's in your very best interest to stay on my good side at all times, mad. mmmmmkay?

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and a party we did, indeed, go to!

ps. i am in no way saying that i am a drunk. i'm not. yes, i had a little bit too much fun. and that's all it was, fun. also, i do not at all endorse babies getting drunk or being alcoholics. however, i guess it's really the choice of the baby and it's parents. since i am not a baby nor do i have a baby, i cannot speak on their behalf.